RECIPE: A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR
First, take twelve, finely-aged months, see that they have been thoroughly peeled and cleaned of any lingering bitterness, resentment, envy or spite. Pick off any unpleasant memories that may remain and wash away all feelings of anger and hatred. Make sure that these years are completely cleansed of the past.
Divide these months into parts, 30-31 per month (one month may only have 28). A full batch will keep for a year, so do not attempt to prepare the entire batch at once. Prepare one day at a time, as follows:
Into each day mix these ingredients:
Knead all ingredients together with love, grace and kindness, then place on a well blessed sheet of honor.
Bake with joy and optimism!
For the icing, mix a cupful of good humor, a teaspoonful of good spirit, a dash of fun and a pinch of silliness. Spread generously over each new day, then top with a sprinkling of playfullness and garnish with the Resolution of your choice and a smile!
Serve with cheerfulness, enthusiasm and unselfishness.